free justice for all socials

If other people are social justice warriors, I'm a social justice super saiyan. ALSO IN CASE OYU CANT TELL ITS A PARODY BLOG

1) Must not be racist, sexist, transphobic, ableist, kinkphobic, kinphobic, ablephobic, transethnophobic, body-shaming, fat-shaming, thin-supportive, white people, or conservative.

2) Must contain trigger warnings for all nouns contained within the post.

3) must not imply that losing weight is possible