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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>If other people are social justice warriors, I’m a social justice super saiyan. ALSO IN CASE OYU CANT TELL ITS A PARODY BLOG</description><title>free justice for all socials</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sjvalhalla)</generator><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>wow obama that&amp;#8217;s really racist of you to appropriate vulcan culture like that

the uvlcans are...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;wow obama that&amp;#8217;s really racist of you to appropriate vulcan culture like that&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;the uvlcans are an emotionless race but if they had emotions they would be proud and the mind meld is a tradition that has been passed down amongst vulcans for centuries you can&amp;#8217;t just call it &amp;#8220;jedi mind meld&amp;#8221; like the jedis invented it&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;ugh so not okay ugh wow wow ugh obama wow&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/44609716145</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/44609716145</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 03:52:59 -0500</pubDate><category>vulcan mind meld</category><category>social justice</category><category>obama</category><category>ugh wow wow ugh</category></item><item><title>wow tumblr your new layout is really transphobic</title><description>&lt;p&gt;wow tumblr your new layout is really transphobic&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/41511060254</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/41511060254</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2013 04:13:36 -0500</pubDate><category>transphobia</category></item><item><title>i&amp;#8217;m so offended </title><description>&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;m so offended &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/36851781987</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/36851781987</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 21:22:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>free justice for all socials: mrs-jupiter: streakishly: mr-earth: mrs-jupiter: I’ll let you in on a...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/32125351747/mrs-jupiter-streakishly-mr-earth"&gt;free justice for all socials: mrs-jupiter: streakishly: mr-earth: mrs-jupiter: I’ll let you in on a...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrs-jupiter.tumblr.com/post/32126308732/free-justice-for-all-socials-mrs-jupiter-streakishly" target="_blank"&gt;mrs-jupiter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrs-jupiter.tumblr.com/post/32118295218/streakishly-mr-earth-mrs-jupiter-ill-let" target="_blank"&gt;mrs-jupiter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://streakishly.tumblr.com/post/32089502976/mr-earth-mrs-jupiter-ill-let-you-in-on-a" target="_blank"&gt;streakishly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mr-earth.tumblr.com/post/32055550577/mrs-jupiter-ill-let-you-in-on-a-little" target="_blank"&gt;mr-earth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrs-jupiter.tumblr.com/post/32046520069/ill-let-you-in-on-a-little-something-you-guys" target="_blank"&gt;mrs-jupiter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’ll let you in on a little something.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You guys hate cloudy days because it means rain, but Earth loves cloudy days because it means the other planets can’t see him naked.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why do you think it’s so sunny when it’s not…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I think you need to check your privilege darling, by looking up the meaning of the phrase “check your privilege”. Because you just used it in the wrong kind of situation, ‘kay.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, Sun has been stalking my hubby Earth for years. Millions of years. It’s disgusting. And she still does it, even after he married me.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;honey hon hon hon hon hon hon darling sweetie honey sweetie honey honey darling sweetie, it ain’t possible for a man to be oppressed by a lady. the sun is just being empowered and you are fucking reinforcing its internalized misogyny by shaming it for just paying attention to a sexy planet. if you read more tumblr feminist blogs with “fuck” or “kill” in the title then maybe you could almost earn yourself some ally cookies&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;check your knowing the meaning of privilege privilege because some people can’t have the privilege of knowning what privilege privilege&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/32127173874</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/32127173874</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 11:46:36 -0400</pubDate><category>privilege</category></item><item><title>mrs-jupiter:

streakishly:

mr-earth:

mrs-jupiter:

I’ll let you in on a little something.
You guys...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrs-jupiter.tumblr.com/post/32118295218/streakishly-mr-earth-mrs-jupiter-ill-let" target="_blank"&gt;mrs-jupiter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://streakishly.tumblr.com/post/32089502976/mr-earth-mrs-jupiter-ill-let-you-in-on-a" target="_blank"&gt;streakishly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mr-earth.tumblr.com/post/32055550577/mrs-jupiter-ill-let-you-in-on-a-little" target="_blank"&gt;mr-earth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrs-jupiter.tumblr.com/post/32046520069/ill-let-you-in-on-a-little-something-you-guys" target="_blank"&gt;mrs-jupiter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’ll let you in on a little something.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You guys hate cloudy days because it means rain, but Earth loves cloudy days because it means the other planets can’t see him naked.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why do you think it’s so sunny when it’s not cloudy? Because that’s Sun fucking eyeing him up nekkid.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;She especially likes it when oceans are bare because she likes to see me wet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I said that doesn’t even make any fucking sense because I’m a guy.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;the sun is totally hot though&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*sweat*&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You fucking say what no she isn’t she’s fat okay because her mass is 1000 times my mass, I’ll have you fucking know.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maszchftIP1ronmrm.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;omg jupiter check your fucking thin privilege don&amp;#8217;t body shame the sun there&amp;#8217;s nothing medically wrong with being fat you fucking body shamer god kill yourself you cockshitcunt Wow That Is Not Okay™&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/32125351747</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/32125351747</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 11:16:30 -0400</pubDate><category>fatshaming</category><category>jupiter</category><category>mr earth</category><category>the sun</category><category>fat</category><category>bodyshaming</category><category>thin privilege</category><category>oppression</category><category>social justice</category><category>activism</category></item><item><title>i&amp;#8217;m offended that taylor swift is allowed to exist while millions</title><description>&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;m offended that taylor swift is allowed to exist while millions&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/29124952724</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/29124952724</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:38:47 -0400</pubDate><category>taylor swift</category></item><item><title>y
childrenwithprivilege:

Oh my god, so yesterday my mom was babysitting this five year old kid who...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;y&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://childrenwithprivilege.tumblr.com/post/28699840729/oh-my-god-so-yesterday-my-mom-was-babysitting" target="_blank"&gt;childrenwithprivilege&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh my god, so yesterday my mom was babysitting this five year old kid who I’ve never met before, and I, being courteous and sociable, immediately asked them what their preferred pronouns were. They looked up at me with confusion and asked me what I meant. Now, I guess I was being too patient and should have just told them off for their ignorance, but instead I decided to be extra lenient and explain to them what I meant.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What I said was “Preferred pronouns are words like he and she and ze and many others which are meant to be indicative of one’s gender identity.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And do you want to know what this little brat said to me after that?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Oh! I’m a girl, silly!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I nearly fell over right there. I couldn’t even believe what I was hearing. This worthless cisfuck not only had the nerve to assume all people who identified as girls preferred the same set of gender pronouns, but also used blatant ableism to verbally attack me for &lt;em&gt;daring&lt;/em&gt; to be considerate enough to avoid the cisnormativity that is rapidly destroying our world.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am now scared for my life. This girl lives down the street from me and now, knowing she is cis, I am in constant fear of her and her rampant bigotry.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;ugh wow that is not okay&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;someone needs to teach that little bitch a lesson in tolerance and manners, the worthless scum needs to hang high&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/28700214731</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/28700214731</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2012 11:07:45 -0400</pubDate><category>cisnormo</category><category>cissexism</category><category>die cis scum</category><category>cisnormativit</category><category>ableist bigotry</category><category>diaf</category><category>ugh wow ugh</category></item><item><title>The Dark Knight Rises is not racist, but it should be.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;so i spent a lot of time trying to figure out how the dark knight rises was racist but i just didn&amp;#8217;t have the spoons, forks, or even the sporks to get it figured out. even though the film had middle eastern people as main characters, middle eastern people aren&amp;#8217;t black so it still counts as racist. but the more i searched the more i realized i might have to face the truth that the dark knight rises isn&amp;#8217;t racist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the dark knight returns so that he can rises is the biggest movie in america ever made, bigger than the avengos, the amazing avengers man and spidermen movie. but despite all the white people, it&amp;#8217;s not racist, because it&amp;#8217;s called the &lt;em&gt;dark &lt;/em&gt;knight, which means it&amp;#8217;s okay for black people to like it. as a 15 year old white girl with a blog, i am an authority on this, please listen to me. the dark knight roses is not racist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but it should be, and here&amp;#8217;s why.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;when hollywood makes movies, all the actors are white people. this isn&amp;#8217;t because famous white people are in higher supply in hollywood, or that casting calls require them more often, or because hollywood executives are worried about marketing things, or because some movies require race specific roles. it&amp;#8217;s because all directors are actual white supremacists.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but the problem is the sheep that are white people don&amp;#8217;t realize this blatant racism that whenever they see a movie with mostly white people in it they are supporting racism. when there are more white people than black people in a movie in main roles, this is called Whiteness™® and is more serious than race-based lynchings, race-based discrimination in employment, or racism in the legal system. other social justice bloggers like me have taken up the fight against Whiteness©® as the most evil racist thing that any disgusting cracker can do to a PoC™, especially whitewashing, which is when you take something that should be PoC™ coloured (black) and let white people be involved with it somehow. ugh it triggers my spoons so that they&amp;#8217;re offended, wow, um.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so obviously, we&amp;#8217;re right in raising awareness about whiteness exclusively and whitewashing in shit like legend of korra, and other hollywood movies, and not by using all our time and blogging space and followers to make public the actual discrimination built into some states legal systems discrimination against hispanic dudes/ladies/other, foundations that seek to rectify these changes and need the help of publicity and awareness. it is more important to talk about how racist hollywood is because there&amp;#8217;s a lot of white people there. the more white people there are at something, the more racist it is, obviously. that is how whitenes©® and whitewashing work, ugh.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;but it&amp;#8217;s really hard to raise awareness about racism when there isn&amp;#8217;t a lot of racism going on, and that makes it hard to raise awareness about Whiteness©® and whitewashing, and racism in hollywood. which is why the Dark Knight Rises should be racist.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;the more racist the dark knight rises is, then the easier it&amp;#8217;ll be to point out how racist hollywood directors are, which makes things easier for us, social justice bloggers. but by refusing to be that racist, then hollywood makes it harder to point out its own racism, which makes us wrong, which is bad. i mean, how am i supposed to blog about how offended i am that there are no famous black actors when denzel washington, sidney poitier, morgan freeman, will smith, samuel l jackson and at least more than 100 more than just them? ugh&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;dark knight rises should be more racist so it&amp;#8217;s easier to complain about Whiteness©® ugh wow ugh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27980413679</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27980413679</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2012 09:48:22 -0400</pubDate><category>bane</category><category>catwoman more like sexismwoman that represents sexism.</category><category>crackers</category><category>dark knight rises</category><category>oppresion</category><category>racism</category><category>social justice</category><category>socialism</category><category>vanillas</category><category>white people</category><category>whiteness</category><category>social justice bloggers</category></item><item><title>the dark knight rises is racist, sexist, or transphobic somehow but i haven&amp;#8217;t figured out how...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;the dark knight rises is racist, sexist, or transphobic somehow but i haven&amp;#8217;t figured out how yet stay tuned&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27818093563</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27818093563</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 01:51:58 -0400</pubDate><category>dark knight rises</category><category>more like dark knight is racist then rises</category><category>bane racism</category><category>ableism</category><category>transphobia</category><category>discrimination</category><category>oppression</category><category>kyriarchy</category><category>nolanarchy</category><category>other forms of archy</category></item><item><title>omnddocoo* thank you guys all so much for helping end race sim in 2012 together we can defeat white...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;omnddocoo* thank you guys all so much for helping end race sim in 2012 together we can defeat white people&lt;/p&gt;


&lt;p&gt;*oh my non demoninational deity of choice or other&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27742660039</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27742660039</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2012 00:24:26 -0400</pubDate><category>white people</category><category>abliesm</category><category>ableism</category><category>omg</category><category>religionism</category><category>discrimination</category><category>raceism</category><category>race sim</category><category>2012 together</category><category>activism</category></item><item><title>sometimes for a brief moment i forget that i'm a white cisgendered American male and i'm happy</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blameaspartame.tumblr.com/post/27661805220" target="_blank"&gt;blameaspartame&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;but the darkness returns …&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hikjyPrE1qaekjv.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i hope you can&amp;#8217;t live with yourself you fucking white iggornat shitbum&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27690193510</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27690193510</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 06:05:22 -0400</pubDate><category>social justice</category><category>white people</category><category>crackers</category><category>oppression</category><category>cissexism</category><category>cissupremacy</category><category>kawaiiarchy</category><category>ultimate transformers 2 revenge of the dark knight rises starring the iron hulkeye</category></item><item><title>busterbeam:

sirkowski:

Itchy &amp; Scratchy - Social Justice...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hGDaiL7md0s?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://busterbeam.tumblr.com/post/27215044240/sirkowski-itchy-scratchy-social-justice" target="_blank"&gt;busterbeam&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sirkowski.tumblr.com/post/27210071906/itchy-scratchy-social-justice-edition" target="_blank"&gt;sirkowski&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Itchy &amp; Scratchy - Social Justice Edition&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="534" src="http://i.minus.com/iTangBIcdWDgk.png" width="705"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;excuse me but this video conflates being nice with being good, nice is not the same as good and is not a virtue and should be treated as such read the fullmetalbitch’s blog for more quests&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;saying that being nice is good contributes to the oppression of social justice bloggers&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27471419493</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27471419493</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 03:56:56 -0400</pubDate><category>itchy and scratchy</category><category>simpsons</category><category>oppression</category><category>social justice</category><category>uh</category><category>ableism i guess</category><category>nice is not good</category><category>tags</category></item><item><title>so disappointment at louis ck ugh wow ugh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;wow ugh wow that&amp;#8217;s not okay louis ugh ugh wow wow ugh not okay&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i can&amp;#8217;t believe louis ck went onto the daily show today, and promoted rape and said everyone should do it, and said he wanted to have straight sex with white cis het rapist tosh point oh, and advocated in all seriousness without joking at all or being slightly sarcastic or ironic the killing of the jews ugh wow ugh&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;and then he said feminists can&amp;#8217;t take a joke really offended here ughwow wowugh&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;woughw&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i didn&amp;#8217;t actually see it but this is what i&amp;#8217;ve seen on the blogs that i collect honey and let me tell you i felt pretty disgusted and sick right now that louis ck would go on tv with that much male privilege showing. lot of people call it beard, but beard is just another word for male privilege because women don&amp;#8217;t get to grow beards and omg so angry i can&amp;#8217;t&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;i mean, obviously by stating that he fonud tosh funny, he automatically endorsed every joke tosh ever made and every action he ever made, because tosh is one with his show and shares its soul (tosh is an otherkin) and so automatically, louis ck endorsed tosh telling a woman itd be funnyyy if she got raped by five guyss&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and totally the lack of proper reaction to tosh statement is proof that we still live in a rape culture. that&amp;#8217;s right, the lack of huge massive outcry, like the kind i&amp;#8217;m making, and the kind that has made it into major news things with wide readerships, and condemnations from famous people and the fact that tosh removed rape jokes from the pilot of his animated show, and the fact that people get buried under criticism if they support tosh, its just proof that whitte culture still considers rape okay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;((ooc: tosh is unfunny and so were his jokes, but holy shit. i hope he goes off the air, but for different reasons))&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27399117804</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27399117804</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 05:26:54 -0400</pubDate><category>tosh.0</category><category>rape culture</category><category>daily show</category><category>louis ck</category><category>social justice blogging</category><category>women</category><category>feminism</category></item><item><title>I have to poop and I'm scared to fart cause i might poop</title><description>&lt;p&gt;this is what our ableist society has lead to&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27306005210</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27306005210</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2012 23:21:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You're adorable:) I love Laci and the post you made about her :p</title><description>&lt;p&gt;parndon me but adorable is an ableist term that promotes the kawaiiarchy becomes some people don’t have the privilege of being adorable. please use the term Non-non-adorable, thanks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27124475532</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27124475532</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:45:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>callmekitto:

INTERNET I HAVE BEEN SENT ON A MISSION FROM THE...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m711s9aHh41qcu04vo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m711s9aHh41qcu04vo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://callmekitto.tumblr.com/post/27024403298/internet-i-have-been-sent-on-a-mission-from-the" target="_blank"&gt;callmekitto&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;INTERNET I HAVE BEEN SENT ON A MISSION FROM THE FEMINIST GODDESSES OF MOUNT EMPOWERMENT (ALSO KNOWN AS MOUNTPOWERMENT)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NOW:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SPREAD MY TEACHINGS, MY CHILDREN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SPREAD THEM FAR AND WIDE&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;god those bitches who don’t listen to that smart feminist are so fucking frustrating i’ve been exactly in this situation before and they didn’t fucking listen shit to me. they’re just happy to be oppressed and support the patriarchy. i have to free them for them, fuck. fuck fuck fuck, fuck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27114597181</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27114597181</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 04:52:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Driffiting Through the Interwebs: You iggorant space-wasters</title><description>&lt;a href="http://kagenoneko.tumblr.com/post/27107925741/you-iggorant-space-wasters"&gt;Driffiting Through the Interwebs: You iggorant space-wasters&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27106917930/you-iggorant-space-wasters" target="_blank"&gt;sjvalhalla&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;well those IGGORANT people on tumblr who fucking fuck up all our perfect social justice SAFE PLOCES are fucking at it again, with their racist, transphobic, bullshit. i am jsut so fuckng ANGER right now that i cant just deal with this iggorant-ass shit so im going to write up a…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so apparently my blog theme cuts off all tags, including the satire one. in case you didn’t read the whole thing, the post is making fun of the people who are angry about laci green, using the magic of satire&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;maybe i should a different blog theme&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27108234727</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27108234727</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 01:54:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You iggorant space-wasters</title><description>&lt;p&gt;well those IGGORANT people on tumblr who fucking fuck up all our perfect social justice SAFE PLOCES are fucking at it again, with their racist, transphobic, bullshit. i am jsut so fuckng ANGER right now that i cant just deal with this iggorant-ass shit so im going to write up a huge post about just how much i cant deal with this iggorant-ass shit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it&amp;#8217;s that LACI GREEN girl, who fucking shit my fuck with her iggorant-ass-butt-ass comments about my trans siblings of unspecified gender (brother and sister are transphobic terms), and then the people DEFENDING her, saying it&amp;#8217;s not okay for sj people to tell people they deserve to die, or for lgbt activists to throw tantrums like five year olds (which we&amp;#8217;re not by the way) and make fucking hilarious and brilliantly clever memes about her&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img align="middle" height="250" src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/23136184.jpg" width="250"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SHIT, CAN&amp;#8217;T YOU SEE HOW CLEVER AND FUNNY THAT IS? fuck, are you non-gender specific people out of your non-PoC, cis, heterosexual, male, privileged, able-bodied, non-obese, non autistic, singleton, non-furry, non-pedophile, non-libertarian conservative minds that you can&amp;#8217;t see the humour and cleverness in this meme? especially since laci green never said domestic violence was funny at any point, which is why it&amp;#8217;s so funny. WHY DON&amp;#8217;T YOU FUCKING GET IT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;well if you think it&amp;#8217;s not okay for us sj activists to sj activise then i got news for oyu sister honey darling honey&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so let me bring your IGGORASNT ass up to ass on this assue&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;cis scum&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;laci green is a horrendous cunt fucking cnut because she said tranny once, and lost weight. now a lot of assggorant people on WhiteTumblr™ have been saying that&amp;#8217;s no reason for the death threats, stalking, and barrage of hatred she&amp;#8217;s been scoring, to which i say, FUCK YOU FUCK OFF THIS IS A SAFE SOCIAL JUSTICE SPACE FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE PEOPEL.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;laci green runs a fucking ass blog and also vlog about sex and how much she likes sex, the slut. she&amp;#8217;s been doing it for years, and in exactly one of them she said tranny. this is offensive and by saying the word tranny once, she is an essential pillar of the cissupremaciarchy and needs to be toppled down, thus ending all discrimination forever. that&amp;#8217;s why the sj community got on it straight away fuck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;actually wait no we didn&amp;#8217;t&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that video was posted in 2009, years ago, and was pretty much forgotten by now, but thankfully someone reminded us and called laci OUT on it on her blog, with a cutting, take no prisoners remark. and what did laci do? that&amp;#8217;s right, she did something so fucking offensive and triggoring that a lot of people ended up having week long panic attacks for weeks&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="690" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6q0xgemt61qeio4no1_1280.png" width="1280"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if your as fucking iggoratn as you think you r, then you probably need this explained to your whitebrain, so im gonna let other oppressed peeps do the happy haps for me. actual quotes from real peepsss like me&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;She was 18? I’m 15, and I know not to use it. How old do you have to be to know the difference between right and wrong? Even though she didn’t use t——y as a slur (censor it you fuck), it’s disrespectful to use a reclaimed slur, how hard is that to understand?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;Because an apology is not you getting a chance to justify what you said/did (which Laci Green attempted to do when ~apologising for the “Islam being a sexist religion” issue). Instead, you have to accept that you fucked up and just say sorry.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, when apologizing for using the word t——y as a cis white woman, she used the slur in her damn apology. That’s real cute.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;EXACTLY. &lt;strong&gt;if you try to explain yourself in an apology, after being asked to explain yourself, you are not really apologizing, duh&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;strong&gt;and apologizing for a word, by specifying which word you used, is not really apologizing again.&lt;/strong&gt; do you get it yet? and, if someone tells you you&amp;#8217;re wrong, it doesn&amp;#8217;t matter if they don&amp;#8217;t have solid arguments or facts. all that matters is if they&amp;#8217;re offended and oppressed, which means everything they think is right, and you have to fall into line, you fucking privileged fuck. and clearly, not censoring the word tranny because while apologizing for using it in an insensitve, thoughtless context is just as bad as killing someone (but that&amp;#8217;s only bad if the person dying is a trans WoC). so you see, using tranny in any context is bad, because it &lt;strong&gt;magically makes the world more cissexist&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fuck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;are you getting it yet?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this &lt;a href="http://strawberreli.tumblr.com/post/26631415055/masterpost-why-laci-green-sucks" target="_blank"&gt;masterpost&lt;/a&gt; that&amp;#8217;s been doing the rounds rightly calls that apology pathetic. i mean, it doesn&amp;#8217;t look like at all she&amp;#8217;s sorry for what she said, and i didn&amp;#8217;t see her say specifically that using the word tranny can be hurtful for many people. and how dare she claim she was iggorant about it. nobody can be iggorant about the effects of the word tranny, i can&amp;#8217;t believe how iggorant she was to say that. and she used the wrong words in her apology, therefore magically transforming it NOT into an apology.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;let&amp;#8217;s go through the rest of that post, and explain it for u. there&amp;#8217;s this image of her talking down to someone pointing out what she said was cissexist, and so she says&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="294" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xy92hgvJ1qcas18o1_500.jpg" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the master post says this is &amp;#8220;An image of her talking down to people who have pointed out her use of cissexist terms and language&amp;#8221; and cites it as a reason to hate her. THAT&amp;#8217;S FUCKING RIGHT. &lt;strong&gt;How fucking DARE laci green talk back in a condescending tone to someone who pointed something that had already been pointed out to her, many times, that she already fixed, in a condescending tone&lt;/strong&gt;. let&amp;#8217;s all ignore where she said people make mistakes, because they don&amp;#8217;t (but i bet white people make mistakes). we can&amp;#8217;t allow people to make mistakes and learn from them, because mistake is ableist, and the only way to make effective changes in society is to throw tantrums on the internet, fuck you, wow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the masterpost also cites &lt;a href="http://radicalfeministquotes.tumblr.com/post/25606104748/lacigreen-heres-my-sex-guide-to-having-safe" target="_blank"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; as a legit reason to hate her, because it clearly is fucking internalized misogyny. laci made a video because people (sorry, i mean women) were saying they were getting pressured into anal sexing, and laci&amp;#8217;s response was to emphasize not to do it if you don&amp;#8217;t want to, but here&amp;#8217;s how if you do. this is &lt;strong&gt;CLEARLY &lt;/strong&gt;internalized misogyny, why do i have to spell it out for you. and we obviously can just tell from not seeing the asks that they were all women being pressured into anal sex by their boyfriends. how dare laci only answer within her expertise. it clearly shows she hates women. &lt;strong&gt;being potentially unhelpful to people who want to know how to deal with their relationships when you can&amp;#8217;t really answer that question for them and posting a video about how to anal sex, and then having a sexist youtube comment on that video, makes you a misogynist.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and now the worst crime she committed of all - &lt;strong&gt;losing weight.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HOW MUCH MORE BODY SHAMING CAN YOU GET.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;here&amp;#8217;s what she said when people rightly told her that losing weight implied that fat people should lose weight and being fat was bad, obviously, duh&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Talking about my fitness, exercise, nutrition, and my own body journey doesn’t magically imply in any way shape or form that there is anything wrong with fat, with eating what you want, and living however you damn well please.  There is not a single should in that entire post and talking about diet/weight loss/whatever does not instantly equate to fat shame. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously, sit the fuck down.  &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;and as one of the many righteous sj ladies said in response,&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It’s all well and good to say ‘this is my body, I’m not saying you should do what I did’, but simply by being as high profile as she is, and by telling her readers how she got to where it is, she’s implying that anyone can do it. And not everyone’s body works the way hers does. So what if her readers took her advice, did the same thing she did, and didn’t lose weight? What if their body didn’t change? They’re going to hate themselves more. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;EXACTLO. NOBODY WHO IS FAMOUS SHOULD LOSE WEIGHT, BECAUSE BY LOSING WEIGHT, YOU IMPLY ANYONE CAN LOSE WEIGHT, AND THEN PEOPLE WHO DONT WILL BE DISAPPOINTED&lt;/strong&gt;. this is a &lt;strong&gt;GREAT &lt;/strong&gt;reason why nobody should lose weight, because when you lose weight, you imply that losing weight is possible, even if you didn&amp;#8217;t mean to, and you&amp;#8217;ll make people who can&amp;#8217;t disappointed that they can&amp;#8217;t. &lt;strong&gt;AND TELLING PEOPLE HOW YOU LOST WEIGHT IS BAD, BECAUSE IF YOUR STRATEGY DOESN&amp;#8217;T WORK, PEOPLE WILL FEEL BAD ABOUT IT, SO NOBODY SHOULD GIVE ADVICE ON LOSING WEIGHT, TO ANYONE, EVER.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;AND SINCE FEELING LIKE YOU CAN&amp;#8217;T LOSE WEIGHT IS BAD, THEN NOBODY SHOULD LOSE WEIGHT, AT ALL. &lt;/strong&gt;hell, i think this doesn&amp;#8217;t go too far enough. we should all just be fat so that nobody feels bad about being fat, because people feeling bad about not being able to lose weight at all is bad. im so ashamed of my thin body, implying that you can be anything other than fat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and how &lt;strong&gt;DARE &lt;/strong&gt;she post before and after pictures to show how much weight she lost, in case people weren&amp;#8217;t already familiar with how her body looked before. that implies she can be satisfied with anything other than being fat, which is &lt;strong&gt;WRONG &lt;/strong&gt;adn &lt;strong&gt;BODY NEGATIVE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;so who cares if she apologized, she still magically supported the thiniarchy, the cissupremiarchy, and the internalized mysoginiarchy magically by saying words on the internet that people forgot about years ago. if you can&amp;#8217;t see why this is as bad as the other things people get killed for, like mass murder, if you can&amp;#8217;t see why making minor mistakes on the internet, and then apologizing about them and not making them again is exactly as bad as hitler, you should drgdfkljklg ha ha ha i can&amp;#8217;t even do this anymore&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;you so assgorassnt&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27106917930</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/27106917930</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 01:29:00 -0400</pubDate><category>horrible person laci green</category><category>john green</category><category>laci green</category><category>right</category><category>social justice</category><category>sonshul justors</category><category>trans</category><category>worse than hitler</category><category>you guys know this is a satire joke post right</category><category>why people hate laci green masterpost</category></item><item><title>I swear, tumblr social justice is like playing a handicapped version of Yu-Gi-Oh.</title><description>Blogger: I'm going to play my "reasoning" card in defense position, in response to your "emotionally-driven attack".&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
SJer: AHA! Cis scum, you just activated my trap card! "I'm black"! That makes you a racist!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Blogger: Okay, I'll play "counterpoint".&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
SJer: AHA AGAIN! Another trap card! You've activated my "Trans-says-ual victim complex"! You're a racist transmisogynist!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Blogger: Hmmm... Well, it's not my strongest card, but you've been deft so far so it's all I can hope for right now. I cast "White privilege" on my "Cis Male", bringing his attack and defense points to 2000!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
SJer: I should have seen a ruse like that! Another trap card for you! "Check your privilege"!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Blogger: Okay, my "White privilege" boosts "Cis Male" by 1000 attack and defense points. What now?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
SJer: Now you discard your privilege boosts.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Blogger: That's not labeled on the card...&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
SJer: BIGOT ASSWIPE DOUCHEFUCK *hurls cards everywhere*&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Blogger: *picks up SJer's deck* Hey, almost all of these are trap cards...</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/26551280302</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/26551280302</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 06:49:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>reblog this to help end the fight against racism</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6n4knQSTA1ras1jgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;reblog this to help end the fight against racism&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/26491941867</link><guid>http://sjvalhalla.tumblr.com/post/26491941867</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 10:36:23 -0400</pubDate><category>end racism</category><category>social justice</category><category>activism</category><category>privilege</category></item></channel></rss>
